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This actually happened several years ago, but I have never forgotten it. I made a date with a beautiful girl I met online. When she showed up at the restaurant, she was gorgeous. Nice long legs, beautiful body, beautiful face. She was definitely hot! There was one problem though. Whenever she talked, she would spit. You know how sometimes a person is talking and they accidentally spit a little bit? This chick was a spit machine though. The first time it happened I just pretended I didn't see it even though it hit my chin. But after that, it probably happened 25 more times in two hours. It was horrible! I wanted to put a plastic bag on my face! Even though she was totally hot, I could not imagine kissing her. I would drown in saliva! We both agreed we liked each other but weren't boyfriend/girlfriend material for each other. I just hope that any man who dates this girl is a good swimmer!

This date from hell story was submitted by:  Brad from Tacoma, WA

Dr. Gooddate's response:

Thank you for writing Brad.

By now, I hope you've toweled off and can look back on your date and at least have a good chuckle!

There's a lot to be said for "hot" and "good looks".  As I always say, this is paramount for men, but still, there are showstoppers and deal breakers that might interfere along the way. In this case, it sounds like a potentially fabulous date turned into your own personal tsunami.

This is a tricky one, because it is understandably difficult to tell somoene you just met about their bad habits, nevertheless, it is sometimes worth mentioning.  But in this case, chances are it is what she's always done and it would probably be difficult to correct.  Old habits are hard to break.

I do have one thought:  Perhaps you can see her again, but take in a day at the beach, a pool or a jacuzzi!  This way you won't know if you're being bombarded by water and waves or this woman's overactive salivary glands!

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